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Post by dfwcarshowinfo on Aug 23, 2007 16:02:00 GMT -6
THE LOVE DRESS
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A woman stopped by unannounced at her son's house. >> >>She knocked on the door then immediately walked in. >> >>She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law laying on the couch, totally >>naked. Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room. >> >>"What are you doing?" she asked. >> >>"I'm waiting for Mike to come home from work," the Daugh ter-in-law >>answered. >> >>"But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed. >> >>"This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained. >> >>"Love dress? But you're naked!" >> >>"Mike loves me to wear this dress," she explained. "It excites him to no
>>end. Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes romantic >>and ravages me for hours on end. He can't get enough of me." >> >>The mother-in-law left. >> >>When she got home, she undressed, showered, put on her best perfume, >>dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, laid on the couch waiting for her >>husband to arrive. >> >>Finally, her husband came home. He walked in and saw her laying there so >>provocatively. >> >>"What are you doing?" he asked. >> >>"This is my love dress," she whispered, sensually. >> >>"Needs ironing," he said. "What's for dinner? >> >>HE NEVER HEARD THE SHOT.........
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